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I am Jesus, I swear. I mean the other day and I was great. I'm just too cool for all of you! I will rule the world and maybe Spain with my Jesusness, I like to smite people with anime hair(not pointing fingers.........Dan.) cause the killed my scmeh. Anyway I started off as lord of buckets as my only title but I am now known also as King of the Kiampa and I like to have parties where I drink milk but theres nobody else at the party. Anyway thats all for now. I'M ASIAN!