I am Jesus, I swear. I mean the other day and I was great. I'm just too cool for all of you! I will rule the world and maybe Spain with my Jesusness, I like to smite people with anime hair(not pointing fingers.........Dan.) cause the killed my scmeh. Anyway I started off as lord of buckets as my only title but I am now known also as King of the Kiampa and I like to have parties where I drink milk but theres nobody else at the party. Anyway thats all for now. I'M ASIAN!

I am jesus

So me,Nadia and Dan have come up with a business plan, "iScmeh", what you can do with this item is jack shit! But you can look at an orange, man with hat included, doesn't have a body though.

Buy it before september and learn the secrets of me.hahaha secrets! Like where the orange planet is muahahahahahahahaha. Anyhow if you don't get this I'll get buckets to kill you! that's all from me now shitheads bye, big cunts.